1 - you get the funky part that sounds ridiculously easy but is actually much harder than the sops.
2 - you finally get the tune but no one can hear you over the screeching descant
3 - the only bitchy one in your section is the soprano that was moved down to help balance things out.
4 - all the sopranos think you’ve got the easy option and look down their noses at you.
5 - you get lost in your score because you are never the top line or the bottom line.
Not forte, not mezzoforte. That’s right, it’s the rare forte-and-a-half, because whoever arranged this music was just that indecisive.
I have a piece for chorus that’s pianissinissimo (ppp) it’s so quiet you’re basically whispering and it’s ridiculous
Me: *Get’s out of coffin and leaves own funeral.*
Family: Where are you going?
Me: I have rehearsal.